FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

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It's Not Me, It's You: Stories from the dark side of dating

Date/Time:

February 8, 2012 - 7:00pm - 9:00pm

Location:

Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd

Link:

Here's the event's Facebook page

This evening supports Planned Parenthood.

Cort Webber and Bobby Roberts (“Cort and Fatboy”) will host a festive evening featuring brave storytellers sharing hilarious memories about their worst dating experiences. You’ll either leave feeling grateful for your current relationship or with the realization that being single isn’t so bad after all.

This year’s storytellers are:

• Chelsea Cain, New York Times bestselling author
• Christine McKinley, musician/writer
• Courtenay Hameister, host of OPB’s “Live Wire!”
• Scott Poole, house poet on OPB’s “Live Wire!”
• Seth Walker, storyteller
• Sarah Wexler, journalist and author of “Awful First Dates”
• Stephen Marc Beaudoin, performer/writer/director
• Kevin Sampsell, author/editor/publisher
• CM Hall, political activist and ASL interpreter
• Sarah Mirk and Alison Hallett, journalists

WHAT: It’s Not Me, It’s You: Stories from the Dark Side of Dating

WHEN: Wednesday, February 8, 2012 (doors 6pm, show 7-9pm)

WHERE: Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland

TICKETS: $20 at the door or $18 in advance from CascadeTickets.com and the Bagdad box office. All advance ticketholders are entered in a drawing for fabulous door prizes. Proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon, which works to keep Oregon a pro-choice state.